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<body> <p>This page uses frames, but your browser doesn't support them.</p> <p>That does suck.</p> <p>Hope you aint surfing the web on a 28k dial-up.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Well!...............................................</p> <p>......................so!  </p> <p> </p> <p>...How are the kids?</p> <p>Ah!  </p> <p>Good.</p> <p>.</p> <p>Uh,....</p> <p>Well, look at the time--Gotta go!  </p> <p>Bon Voyage, see ya later, dont forget to write.</p> <p>Well, you dont call anyway, do you?</p> <p>Dont give me that "I was busy stuff!"  </p> <p>You never were a good liar anyway.</p> <p>................oh really?</p> <p>You were with <i>HER</i>, werent you!!</p> <p>Dont take that kind of tone with me!</p> <p>Ok, I've had enough abuse!</p> <p>I am so outta here.  </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Hey!  Wheres the door?</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE DOOR??</p> <p>YOU FREAK!  </p> <p>YOU CANT KEEP ME HERE!!!</p> <p>I WILL GET OUT!  And WHEN I DO, LOOK OUT!</p> <p>YOU WILL REGRET IT!</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>I'm sorry baby!  You know I love ya!  Dont leave me this way!</p> <p>Dont LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE!!</p> <p>nNNNOO-h-oo-ho-ooOOOOOO!!!</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Damn, this thing just goes on and on, dont it?</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Hmm.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>There once was a girl from Nantucket,</p> <p>Who took a big h--OW!</p> <p>Writers cramp.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>owww.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Catch the last game?</p> <p>Yeah, just not quite, huh.</p> <p>Well, they traded for him, so what do you do.</p> <p> </p> </body>